Welcome to my humble corner of the internet. You may know me as TT, but acting upon the wholly naive and unfounded assumption that we are all friends here, you may call me Rose.
:33 < roses blog says she was on six days ago!!
:33 < thats not too long at all!!!
Hi Nepeta. It’s been a while.
happy birthday to me motherfuckers
Many happy returns.
again with the shitty octopus what even IS IT WITH YOU AND THE SHITTY OCTOPUS
regifting isnt cool rose
i got this last year for my birthday
you couldnt even photoshop the 8 into a 9
I like my ironic gestures well matured.
happy birthday to me motherfuckers
Many happy returns.
its been proven by science that in fact, rose lalonde is a giant lesbian for kanaya maryam more at 11
I wonder what kind of esoteric process was conducted to expose this gigantic lesbianism.
I can confirm that Dave’s coif suits me much better than it suits him.
jesus christ no amount of webcamming is worth this torture
I can’t comprehend why the prospect of becoming a swagalicious mack daddy octo-pimp isn’t appealing to you. Sometimes it feels like I barely know you at all.
dear diary
today im going to learn how one suddenly acquires tentacled appendages in the hopes that that someone isnt me and the process doesnt involve weird fucking space alien bullshit thats going to just turn me into an octopus
That’s not a bad idea actually.
youre gonna kiss an octopus
really
I didn’t say I’d be doing the kissing.
Pucker up.
holy fucking SHIT
keep that thing away from me dear god why the fuck does it have teeth
You could try this one if you’d prefer.
It’s a little more Horrorterror than the former specimen, but the mucus has it’s charm.
dear diary
today im going to learn how one suddenly acquires tentacled appendages in the hopes that that someone isnt me and the process doesnt involve weird fucking space alien bullshit thats going to just turn me into an octopus
That’s not a bad idea actually.
youre gonna kiss an octopus
really
I didn’t say I’d be doing the kissing.
Pucker up.
dear diary
today im going to learn how one suddenly acquires tentacled appendages in the hopes that that someone isnt me and the process doesnt involve weird fucking space alien bullshit thats going to just turn me into an octopus
That’s not a bad idea actually.
where the hell are you going to get a tentacled appendage
and when you say personal do you mean your own personal stash or
your own personal
you know
As much as I’d love to tell you, I have some studying to do. I’ll leave the intricacies to your imagination for now.
no bros come first
that and i dont want anyone eating my body
Too bad. The next time one of your clones dies Kanaya and I are going to set up a dinner date.
good thing im not going back anymore then aint it
Of course.
Incidentally, are you familiar with the mythology of Prometheus?
yeah he got shit for letting people be smart and he was banished and became buzzard food
what of it
Somebody was paying attention to Portal 2.
I find his punishment interesting. An immortal deity, condemned to being repeatedly consumed by keen-sighted chicks…
Ok, I stopped caring about where I was going with that, just read the tag.
no bros come first
that and i dont want anyone eating my body
Too bad. The next time one of your clones dies Kanaya and I are going to set up a dinner date.
good thing im not going back anymore then aint it
Of course.
Incidentally, are you familiar with the mythology of Prometheus?
no bros come first
that and i dont want anyone eating my body
Too bad. The next time one of your clones dies Kanaya and I are going to set up a dinner date.
You Assume That I Would Not Eat Daves Dead Body Before Gamzee Got To It
Troll Feeding Rituals Commence
If you try it, I’ll try it.
if i could control time without having to deal with making a bunch of dead bodies i would use it to ruin karkats life
#seriously what else would it even be useful for #fucking nothing thats what#unless #a devils threesome with two daves #what do you say rose is it worth a corpse rotting around
Ah, good old flagrant debauchery. I can think of no better way to ruin Karkat’s life. The corpse wouldn’t pose any trouble either. I’m sure if we left it out in the open for long enough our absent Bard would whisk it away for whatever osculative rituals he practices.
oh fuck i forgot about him
ok nevermind no i dont want his taking my body and doing whatever the fuck he does with them
Are you sure? We could rig up a CorpseCam. That could be enlightening.
hell no what if he eats it or something
youre just trying to bait him out so your girlfriend can catch him arent you
dont do that rose
bros before hoes i got karkats back in this leave the clown be
Rose surely comes before bros? I don’t think allowing me to live out my simple dream of directing a candid documentary on alien feeding rituals is too much to ask. Even Juggalos need to eat sometimes. Better your spent corpse than one of our fresh ones.
