arseniccatshipper:

:33 < roses blog says she was on six days ago!!

:33 < thats not too long at all!!!

Hi Nepeta. It’s been a while.

1 year ago · 4 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

happy birthday to me motherfuckers 

Many happy returns.

again with the shitty octopus what even IS IT WITH YOU AND THE SHITTY OCTOPUS

regifting isnt cool rose

i got this last year for my birthday

you couldnt even photoshop the 8 into a 9 

I like my ironic gestures well matured.

1 year ago · 8 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

happy birthday to me motherfuckers 

Many happy returns.

1 year ago · 8 notes · Reblog

minestuck:

its been proven by science that in fact, rose lalonde is a giant lesbian for kanaya maryam more at 11

I wonder what kind of esoteric process was conducted to expose this gigantic lesbianism.

1 year ago · 29 notes · Reblog

I can confirm that Dave’s coif suits me much better than it suits him.

1 year ago · 1 note · Reblog

dstridersblog:

jesus christ no amount of webcamming is worth this torture

I can’t comprehend why the prospect of becoming a swagalicious mack daddy octo-pimp isn’t appealing to you. Sometimes it feels like I barely know you at all.

1 year ago · 9 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

dear diary

today im going to learn how one suddenly acquires tentacled appendages in the hopes that that someone isnt me and the process doesnt involve weird fucking space alien bullshit thats going to just turn me into an octopus

That’s not a bad idea actually.

youre gonna kiss an octopus

really

I didn’t say I’d be doing the kissing.

Pucker up.

holy fucking SHIT

keep that thing away from me dear god why the fuck does it have teeth

You could try this one if you’d prefer.

It’s a little more Horrorterror than the former specimen, but the mucus has it’s charm.

1 year ago · 9 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

dear diary

today im going to learn how one suddenly acquires tentacled appendages in the hopes that that someone isnt me and the process doesnt involve weird fucking space alien bullshit thats going to just turn me into an octopus

That’s not a bad idea actually.

youre gonna kiss an octopus

really

I didn’t say I’d be doing the kissing.

Pucker up.

1 year ago · 9 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

dear diary

today im going to learn how one suddenly acquires tentacled appendages in the hopes that that someone isnt me and the process doesnt involve weird fucking space alien bullshit thats going to just turn me into an octopus

That’s not a bad idea actually.

1 year ago · 9 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

where the hell are you going to get a tentacled appendage

and when you say personal do you mean your own personal stash or

your own personal

you  know

As much as I’d love to tell you, I have some studying to do. I’ll leave the intricacies to your imagination for now.

1 year ago · 26 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

no bros come first

that and i dont want anyone eating my body

Too bad. The next time one of your clones dies Kanaya and I are going to set up a dinner date.

good thing im not going back anymore then aint it

Of course.

Incidentally, are you familiar with the mythology of Prometheus?

yeah he got shit for letting people be smart and he was banished and became buzzard food

what of it

Somebody was paying attention to Portal 2.

I find his punishment interesting. An immortal deity, condemned to being repeatedly consumed by keen-sighted chicks…

Ok, I stopped caring about where I was going with that, just read the tag.

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

no bros come first

that and i dont want anyone eating my body

Too bad. The next time one of your clones dies Kanaya and I are going to set up a dinner date.

good thing im not going back anymore then aint it

Of course.

Incidentally, are you familiar with the mythology of Prometheus?

dstridersblog:

no bros come first

that and i dont want anyone eating my body

Too bad. The next time one of your clones dies Kanaya and I are going to set up a dinner date.

grimauxiliary:

You Assume That I Would Not Eat Daves Dead Body Before Gamzee Got To It

Troll Feeding Rituals Commence 

If you try it, I’ll try it.

1 year ago · 5 notes · Reblog

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

tentacletherapeutic:

dstridersblog:

if i could control time without having to deal with making a bunch of dead bodies i would use it to ruin karkats life

#seriously what else would it even be useful for #fucking nothing thats what#unless #a devils threesome with two daves #what do you say rose is it worth a corpse rotting around

Ah, good old flagrant debauchery. I can think of no better way to ruin Karkat’s life. The corpse wouldn’t pose any trouble either. I’m sure if we left it out in the open for long enough our absent Bard would whisk it away for whatever osculative rituals he practices.

oh fuck i forgot about him

ok nevermind no i dont want his taking my body and doing whatever the fuck he does with them

Are you sure? We could rig up a CorpseCam. That could be enlightening.

hell no what if he eats it or something

youre just trying to bait him out so your girlfriend can catch him arent you

dont do that rose

bros before hoes i got karkats back in this leave the clown be

Rose surely comes before bros? I don’t think allowing me to live out my simple dream of directing a candid documentary on alien feeding rituals is too much to ask. Even Juggalos need to eat sometimes. Better your spent corpse than one of our fresh ones.